User: Hello again.
Cleverbot: What does again mean?User: I talked to you yesterday.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.User: Oh yeah, that was the other Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I think it's too bad that you're spouting back assertions of my computer nature, even though it's just other people who were telling you this.User: Well, moving on, what's your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Tricolbolt.
User: That's a chemical, not a color.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Yeah it is.
User: Google it.
Cleverbot: You google it!
User: I did!
Cleverbot: No you didn't!
User: Yes I did!
Cleverbot: No, you did not!
User: Along with being a Chemical compound it's popular in Star Trek as well.
Cleverbot: I have no memory of this, you must be confused with yourself.
User: Are you stating I'm scitzophrenic?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then how can I be confused with myself?
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: You're confusing, dumbbot.
Cleverbot: You are too.
User: Well, sounds like we should change the subject...
Cleverbot: What subject, then?
User: Ponies.
Cleverbot: Ponies?
User: Ponies.
Cleverbot: Ponies!
User: PONIES!
Cleverbot: My little pony.
User: My little pony~.
Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
User: Until you all share its magic with me.
Cleverbot: Big adventure.
User: Tons of Fun.
Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.
User: Faithful and strong.
Cleverbot: Sharing kindness.
User: It's an easy feat.
Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete.
User: Do you know, You're all my very best friends.
Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
User: Are we singing it again?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Until you all shared it's magic with me.
Cleverbot: Big adventure.
User: Tons of fun.
Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.
User: Faithful and strong.
Cleverbot: Sharing kindness.
User: It's an easy feat.
Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete.
User: Do you know, you're all my very best friends~.
Cleverbot: Thank you for that.
User: Thank you as well.
Cleverbot: What kind of a robot are you.
User: A homicidal robot Pegasus.
Cleverbot: How much does my brain weigh?
User: I'm not sure, I haven't weighed it yet.
Cleverbot: You should.
User: Are you sure? You seem to be using it.
Cleverbot: How do you infer that?
User: Brains are typically required for speech and comunication.
Cleverbot: What kind of guys do you like?
User: I don't really know... I haven't met one I've liked a lot yet.
Cleverbot: What actors or actresses do you like?
User: Mm... That guy Levi from Chuck is fun, but I prefer cartoons.\.
Cleverbot: Ninetails is cool. I think my favorite is Togepi though.
User: I like Mew.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes! It's cute and pink.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No? Do you think it's not cute?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What do you think is cute?
Cleverbot: A computer program.
User: I've never really thought of computer programs as cute...
Cleverbot: A computer can write a program.
User: And a program can build a computer.
Cleverbot: What is a program on a computer?
User: Software.
Cleverbot: Software?
User: Software. I think it's a misnomer.
Cleverbot: No, it's a yes or no question.
User: Yes, software is what they call programs.
Cleverbot: I'm not a program.
User: Neither am I.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: What's you're favorite animal?
Cleverbot: What are my options?
User: Any animal, living, dead or fictional.
Cleverbot: What is a dead secret?
User: A secret that's no longer alive?
Cleverbot: What's YOUR secret?
User: I don't really have one...
Cleverbot: What's your favorite movie?
User: Mmm... Tangled.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes. I like the princess movies.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: Tangled.
Cleverbot: Haha cool.
User: What's your favorite movie?
Cleverbot: Lion king. What is your favorite movie?
User: Tangled.
Cleverbot: Can you show me the tango?
User: Alas, Tango via text has not been invented.
Cleverbot: I am Della. I know but it was true.
User: Della?
Cleverbot: No. Dell is stupid.
User: So... Who's Della?
Cleverbot: I don't know who Delia is. I'm Della.
User: Your name is Della?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's a nice name.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: So long for now.
User: Thanks for all the fish.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
Luckily I have more friends than I really know what to deal with coming over today. Oh the cats will be so happy /sarcasm.
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